well it happened....just knocked me down, thought for sure i was just going to die...yep that's me...a big baby when i get sick....i know you are dying for all the details...first i woke up with the most horrible sore throat, for sure it was strep, cancer, or my tonsils needed to be removed...i knew it was just a matter of time before i would have to head off to the hospital...
the next day, just like a miracle....the sore throat was gone...yes, hard to believe. but then came the cough...and not just any cough, the kind of cough that you think that yes, you must be dying, must go to the hospital...for something just isn't right...i surely must be coughing because of some rare virus...a killer virus...
as i laid dying in my bed, (day 3) there was an onset of new symptoms....sore legs....oh no, the dreaded flu, that must be it...but no i'm still sure i'm probably dying...so i called my mom...now mom is use to this, for i must've always been a baby...detailed images of every part of me that is sick being sent through the phone...she patiently listened and then said she needed to go....
i went back to bed, wondering just how long it would be before i had to be rushed to the hospital...and then, just like that, i felt good...not only good, but great. not only had i beat this mysterious life threatening virus, but i was just darn perky....thought to myself, hey self, lets take a walk down the hill and see how the tulips are doing....and hey, i think i'll make some chicken and pastry, that will be great for finishing off any sick things trying to attack me....
and how am i feeling today you ask....i'm pretending that i feel great and pretending to be perky, trying to trick myself into thinking that i'm not dying anymore...but we will see...
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